Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
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2 comments:
holy heck this was so funny! It made me laugh hysterically! Im gonna steal it and put it on my blog (hope you dont mind) FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! In some ways it reminded me of us.......the running to safety thing, and the peeing of the pants....hehehehehe
You're the best! This totally reminds me of all our adventures... except of course all the flirting with "etuc syob". We got really good at that, didn't we?
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